27 Memes 'N Tweets That'll Inject Your Day With Comedy

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    funny meme - Text - yeah ok @poutinesmoothie Um, they prefer the term "goth" WONK SPOok tiny, tangy crinchy candy dulcecitos agrios y crujientes NeRds ATALLY orange punch NETWT PESO NETO OFD 20 9
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    funny meme - Cartoon - Its so niceto see Billy play ing with something besides fire wwwm mw ... and you doubted me, William wwww OLINE GASOLU pbfcomics.com A
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    funny meme - Text - Erin Haacker @HydroHaacker Boomers: When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. GenX: When life hands you lemons, create a startup to market lemon juice as a healthy, low-carb alternative to lemonade. Millennials: Hahahaha, as if life would ever just *hand you* lemons
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    funny meme - Text - NEW! CORN ON THE ORB It's round now!"
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    funny meme - Text - lance does not exist @W3_Are_LEGION Amputating mike wazowski's legs would be exactly the same as beheading him
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    funny meme - Text - andrew @AndrewChamings wife: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium me: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick
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    funny meme - Text - hype @TheHyyyype dracula is the original vampire, which means all other vampires are technically his kids. but has he ever paid child support?? dracula is nothing but a deadbeat dad, that's why he can't look at himself in the mirror, he's too ashamed
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    funny meme - Cat - catscenter valucard THE POSE THE POWER THE PRESENCE PICTOPHILEAPP
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    funny meme - Text - tommy bayer @TommmyBear [invention of fish net stockings] fisherman 1: Help! I got caught in the fish net! fisherman 2: is it just me or is dave looking a little. hot? fisherman 3: no dave is definitely being hot rn 2018-10-24, 1:36 PM 5,539 Retweets 18K Likes
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    funny meme - Text - Old Friend: "Hi! I just got married, we bought a house, and we adopted a puppy! What have you been up to?" Me: Are you still watching "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine"? Continue watching Back
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    funny meme - Face - Jack black always looks like someone just came into the room and asked "who farted?" and he knows damn well it was him Bgnariosonarwith SEARCH FOUNDATION ACTEL
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    funny meme - Text - Brendan Riley 18 hrs Insert Clever Handle @LMHPhotog YOU CAN'T BUY HOT POCKETS YOU CAN ONLY BUY COLD POCKETS YOU ARE EXPECTED TO SUPPLY THE HEAT YOURSELF DONT BELIEVE THE LIES.
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    funny meme - Cartoon - DINNER'S READY, SON YOUR SON IS DEAD. I, ZULTHAR, HAVE TAKEN OVER HIS CORPSE OKAY, CHAMP WELL, WE'RE THIS PLEASES ZULTHAR HAVING TACOS
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    funny meme - Text - Do if You 3am and There's What to Wake Up at Cowboy Standing in Your Room K STEP ONE: Check to see if you have traveled back to cowboy times. This can easily be done by asking "Is this cowboy times?" STEP TWO: If they say, "Yes, it is cowboy times," then that explains everything. Back to bed!
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    funny meme - Pigeons and doves - pigeon syndrome symptoms: pigeon
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    funny meme - Cartoon - THIS IS A RECEIPT FOR YOUR TICKET, SIR ELEVEN CANS OF BEANS PFFF FFFF FFF... WARANDPEAS.COM
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    funny meme - Comics - Jeff Crime, The Worst Mugger In The World IT'S MUGGIN TIME! HERE, TAKE THIS GUN! ACK! A MUGGER! NOW SHOOT ME WITH IT! ARGH! I'M SO BAD AT MUGGING! UHH... OKAY SN GA ADULTSWIM.COM/COMICS ONEGIANTHAND.COM
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    funny meme - Photo caption - did you know? didyouknowblog.com The 'Pigg-O-Stat' is the device radiologists use to safely immobilize babies and young children that can't sit still during an x-ray. didyouknowblog.com Photo Credit imgury
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    funny meme - Cartoon - you GOT THIS CHAMP. NOBODY CAN INSUFFERABLE PERSONALITY COMPETITION STAND US MEAT URDER VEGANS. S MEAT URDER IS STONETOSS.COM
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    funny meme - Text - John Wiesenfeld @SweaterStripes A screenshot of what I was trying to scan at Starbucks when I thought my SB app was open. The Barista just said "uhhm" like 3 times before I turned my phone around and saw this LTE 12:57 0 86%
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    funny meme - Shiba inu - EAT MY SHORTS, MAN! irgloopi eAT PANT,
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    funny meme - Cartoon - IWISH FO... A CHEESEBURGER! DUDE!I HAVE TERMINAL CANCER! 22 yOU HAVE ANOTHER WISH @MrLovenstein MRLOVENSTEIN.COM THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO HARTESIC
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    funny meme - Text - your new dad @drankturpentine me after killing a werewolf: more like werewolf {but this time i pronounce it were, like the second person singular past, plural past, and past subjunctive of be}
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    funny meme - Text - Consider John Frazzled @FrazzleMyGimp MOM: Your father was abducted by aliens last night. ME: [about to adjust thermostat]Oh no. [meanwhile in ufol ALIEN: What do you mean we have to turn around? DAD: Somethings wrong I can't explain it
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    funny meme - Text - unsuccessfulmetalbenders i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i'm not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assignedi just have to not tell anybody god is real im-depressed-but-funny For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real
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    funny meme - Text - Joanne Gannon @joanne_gannon I was standing in the line at McDonald's yesterday and just as I got to the counter my boyfriend kissed me and then loudly said 'you are the best sister ever' and walked away and the girl in McDonald's looked at me in disgust and l've never wanted to die so much in my life
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    funny meme - Facial expression - Waitress: let me get that mess out of your way Me: I already called her an uber thanks

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